Peter and the VERY friendly dog

"Bark Bark!", said the Dog.

"Woof Woof Woof", shouted Peter, angry at being interrupted.

The dog circled peter for a moment then said, "Bark, bark, bark.  Grrrrr-ruf!"

Peter was taken aback.  Not knowing what to make of his new friend Peter let it be know that, "Woof woof woof.  Grrr.  Woof!  Bark! Bark!"  

And with that, the dog mounted Peter's head where he remains to this day.

THE END