Zen-Pong: Like Ping-Pong but Zen(er)

Do You Remember the Salad Days?

Sadness

What's on Peter's head today? Nothing. Nothing at all.

Peter Breaks Down Catering

What's in Peter's Mouth?

Have you seen this man?

Our lovable flat headed technophobe has returned from his remote "retreat" for more feats of balance.

Peter--what's under the hood dude?  Where were you on July 17th 1984?

And now a word from our sponsor . . .

So yesterday I go to check in and see how much $$$ this blog is raking in and found that my adwords account had been suspended.  This really sucks as we had come close to realizing our 3 figure dreams.  This is what our friends at Google had to say for themselves:

Hello,

While going through our records recently, we found that your AdSense
account has posed a significant risk to our AdWords advertisers. Since
keeping your account in our publisher network may financially damage our
advertisers in the future, we've decided to disable your account.

Please understand that we consider this a necessary step to protect the
interests of both our advertisers and our other AdSense publishers. We
realize the inconvenience this may cause you, and we thank you in advance
for your understanding and cooperation.

I don't think the squares at Google know what to make of Peter Sprouse and his amazing head.  I think those brainiacs in Mountain View found something they can't control and it scares the <=> out of them.  That's what I think.  But you know what!?!?! You know what?!?!!!!  You can''t stop the Daily Peter!  We're not in it for the MONEY.  Ohhhhh NO!  We're in it for the GLORY!  Yeah that's right--we're a risk.  A risk to people without things on their heads!

Fight the Power Peter!

Bucket O Cash

• There is some sort of pail on Peter's Head
• He is holding a shitload of cash
• He is wearing a zip-neck argyle sweater

 Only logical conclusion: It must be Monday

Peter's Head Vs Juan Valdez

Peter's in the coffee biz, and he's not taking any shit from the stinkin' columbians. 

"Wanna piece of this Juan Valdez?!?  I've got cup of Vente whoop-ass with low foam!  Come n get it!"

First you balance the coffee, then you get the power, THEN you get the women.